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hawkeyesdick: gossipgatsby: cjs-21: You’re all fired.
SPEAKING OF OVERHEARD AVENGERS CONVERSATIONS:
girl in yard holding captain america shield: I AM IRON MAN
boy in yard holding stick: NO YOU'RE NOT, YOU'RE CAPTAIN AMERICA
girl in yard holding captain america shield: I AM IRON MAN!!!
boy in yard holding stick: no, look, you've got the shield, so you're captain america! i've got the spear, so i'm loki! and--
tree, presumably containing child: I'M UP HERE SO I'M HAWKEYE
me: THIS IS THE BEST RED LIGHT I'VE EVER STOPPED AT
Aries: Yeah hold on I'm just going to make a really risky decision...
Taurus: OKAY WHO SAID I WAS WRONG?! FUCK YOU, BITCH I AM RIGHT.
Gemini: Commitment? FUCK. RUN AWAY!
Cancer: *sobbing hysterically in a corner*
Leo: EVERYONE LOOK AT HOW BEAUTIFUL I AM. DAMMIT, I SAID LOOK! FUCK!
Virgo: LOOK AT THE MESS OF THIS FUCKING PLACE!
Libra: ORDER! ORDER IN THE COURT!
Scorpio: SO. FUCKING. HORNY. ALL. THE. TIME.
Sagittarius: CAN EVERYONE HURRY THE FUCK UP.
Capricorn: *busy scheming ambitiously in a corner*
Aquarius: *not even paying attention to anyone and is lost in their own dreamland*
Pisces: I still have no idea what I want. Nor what is going on.
blackkolors: GIFFED FOR GREAT JUSTICE.
Me before the Olympics: I wish I was in London
Me during the Olympics: I wish I was in London
Me after the Olympics: I wish I was in London